Cancer Man Skits

some good skits from your friend cancer man. just various shorts (sub 5 mins) about cancer man investigating cryptids and getting up to wacky hijinks. some humor based around making fun of x files (specifically cancer man) kinda as like a "imagine what it would be like if people actually acted like this" type thing, also some just good jokes u kno. comedic focus but there should be a background level of real intrigue.

SKITS LIST
Book: CSM tears pages out of a library book, gets told off by librarian

Brews: CSM gets caught drinking some of their flatmate’s brews, gets confronted about that

Footprints: Footprints CSM is investigating lead him into someone’s backyard

Birdman falls out of the sky dead in front of CSM

CSM accidentally receives a cryptid from a new takeout place and has to do an elaborate disposal

CSM goes to the takeout place, sees the box of cryptids, asks questions about meat, attendants realise cryptids exist, CSM kills them all

CSM is hunting a cryptid, accidentally kills Pastel, Goth is laughing their ass off, CSM goes to pub, Pastels fades back in

Sarah calls CSM over to investigate closet with monster, closet leads to ghost zone

Sarah narcs on her neighbours for harbouring a cryptid, CSM investigates, they’re just fucking (Cassi and Doug)

Sarah’s kids get a talk from Alice the Advice Alligator, CSM has to check out whether Alice is a cryptid or not