Characters

Humans
 * Cancer Man
 * Dave
 * Cassi
 * Stephen Colbert
 * Doug Tool
 * Peppy Crush
 * Real James
 * Ripley
 * Creedence
 * Pi
 * Howard
 * Mike
 * Randy Waterhouse
 * Sarah
 * The Librarian
 * Juniper
 * Jamie Gender

Ghosts
 * Pastel
 * Goth
 * Ghost Skinner
 * Captain Fuck
 * The Ghost of David Byrne
 * Violet

Cryptids
 * Mothman
 * Alice the Alligator